Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Doctor WTF

by Charles Pooter

Eyes on the Stars reports on some interesting speculation about who fill David Tennant's shoes to become the 11th Doctor Who.


by Charles Pooter

It is the official policy of this publication to maintain a "wait and see" policy concerning newly-elected statesmen. With this in mind, we wish the 44th President of the United States of America well and hope that his campaign for "change" means a return to the principles that made his country a beacon to the world in previous generations.

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Flame of the day

by Charles Pooter

A profound comment left on the excellent Linux Haters Blog:

Anonymous said...
ur head u hopeless
u mad man
monkey donkey
dog's tail
everything bad in this world is the author of this post
don't u have any work or job

JULY 2, 2008 2:55 AM

Sunday, 2 November 2008

Fighting the Oddie Menace

by Charles Pooter

The man's arrogance increases every month:

We've seen this before. From Napoleon to Adolf, the short-man complex has wreaked misery across the European continent. There are those misguided individuals, the appeasers, who think we can contain him. They say this isn't our problem, that he will be content when he has the BBC in his grasp, that he will not yearn to conquer further territory. History has shown repeatedly that these isolationists are wrong. He cannot be reasoned with and he will not stop. We must fight him now before he becomes too strong: