Sunday, 2 November 2008

Fighting the Oddie Menace

by Charles Pooter

The man's arrogance increases every month:

We've seen this before. From Napoleon to Adolf, the short-man complex has wreaked misery across the European continent. There are those misguided individuals, the appeasers, who think we can contain him. They say this isn't our problem, that he will be content when he has the BBC in his grasp, that he will not yearn to conquer further territory. History has shown repeatedly that these isolationists are wrong. He cannot be reasoned with and he will not stop. We must fight him now before he becomes too strong:

1 comment:

Ann oDyne said...

Mr Oddie's ornithological activities are not promoted here in Australia.
I can see that owl looks distinctly unimpressed.