Sunday, 9 December 2007

My Great-Great Grandfather the Mentalist

by Charles Pooter

To My Great-Great-Grandchildren: How’s Your Climate?

Dear Great-Great-Grandfather,

I'm sorry to say it turned out you were all nuts. In fact, I am currently sitting in the cottage looking out over frozen Muldrew Lake, writing up my history PhD thesis, the title of which is "The Great Climate Change Histeria 1980-2020: Why Did They All Go nuts?".

By the way, vote Ron Paul.

Smell you later,
Your great, great Grandson,
Simon Ron Paul Donner.

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