Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Hairy Chinese Kid's Olympic Dream

by Charles Pooter

One of the world's hairiest men, who nicknames himself "King Kong", has launched a campaign to carry the Olympic torch during the relay ahead of next year's Beijing Games.

"The Olympics belong to everyone - the common people and those with abnormalities included," Yu Zhenhuan said.
Karl Pilkington would be proud.


Ann O'Dyne said...

Zenhuan is correct that the olympics belong to people with abnormalities, oh yes indeed.
Consider that any swimmer on the dais has risen at dawn without fail for, say 400 days beforehand, and immersed in chlorine solution for HOURS. nuts.

and so on for each sport.
the pain
the injuries
the sacrifice.

Charles Pooter said...

I agree and have you seen olympic swimmers? Freakish individuals akin to the mutants paraded at Crufts every year. Sean Gabb has a good Free Life Commentary on this.

Mai said...

I'm a Sikh. I wonder if he's ever thought of joining us. You know, we consider hair a sign of the perfection of God's creation of us.

Doesn't mean anyone would actually marry him, though.