Friday, 19 January 2007

Put Them on the DNA Database

by Charles Pooter

So, Yates of the Yard has arrested another lacky of the Blair Regime as part of his investigation into the cash for peerages crimes. When will the Godfather himself be nicked? I hope that the boys in blue are forcibly taking blood samples from these perps. Afterall, as Blair himself would say, it is in the interest of all our security that suspects contribute samples to the National DNA Database. What if Levy or Turner or Blair's criminality manifests iteself in other ways? We must have samples in case they offend again.

Also, is it just coincidence that this is going down shortly after Sweaty Brown buggered off to the Punjab to compare himself to Ghandi?

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