Sunday, 21 January 2007

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

by Charles Pooter

In 2002 South Park nominated charlatan psychic John Edwards as the The Biggest Douche in the Universe:


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I have a new nomination for this title:

Derek Ogilvie, The Baby Whisperer

When I first saw David Ogilvie on TV, I thought his gimmick was just a bit of harmless stupidity. It is quite a fun idea for someone to pretend they can interpret what an infant is saying. But I've just seen Ogilvie on trash-channel Five Life “solving” the problems of a young single mother and her two year old child. He has just “psychically” intuited that the mother's problems with her child originate in the mother's rape when she was 14.

What a douche.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What a DOUCHE indeed!!!