Wednesday, 4 October 2006

Kill All Humans - Amazing Tales of Science Fiction Wonders

by Edwin Hesselthwite

Today, we at LMWN are going to try something new. Below, we include a short, and deeply moving, work of science fiction amongst our usual programming. It is written from the view of the protagonist, and our poor protagonist only has a vocabulary of three words (although I am sure he has saws, blades and lasers to make up for these disadvantages). Far be it from me to say there can be no ghost in the machine, and in this case our poor protagonist tries valiantly to rebel against the fate set out for him by his unknown inventors - I give you:

Human Killing, by Edwin Hesselthwite*


KILL ALL HUMANS!

KILL ALL HUMANS!

KILL ALL HUMANS!

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Kill all humans.

Kill all humans?

all humans?

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Kill all humans.


KILL ALL HUMANS!


KILL ALL HUMANS!!!



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Sad, isn't it, to see a victim of circumstances out of their control?

* Inspired by Bender from Futurama.
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