Saturday, 16 September 2006

Too Little, Too Late

by Charles Pooter

(Via Chase Me ladies). It's all very well for Australians to start organising reprisals against the stingray menace, after the murder of Steve "I'm gonna jam my finger in his butthole" Irwin, but where were they when Rod Hull was pushed off his roof by his pet emu? Rod spent much of his career in Australia and as an antipodean bird, the emu is their responsibility. Perhaps they only care about their own citizens?

Hull, murdered by an emu: No reprisals.

Irwin, murdered by a stingray: At least 10 rays brought to justice.

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