Thursday, 29 June 2006

Digital TV

by Charles Pooter

In an advert on the allegedly advert-free BBC, Peter Snow asks "What does digital television mean to you?". Well, I'll tell you what it means to me:

  1. Not being able to watch ITV when it rains

  2. Not being able to record one channel and watch another

  3. Having to explain to my mother what a scart lead is

  4. 2 Pints of Lager and a Bag of Shite
It's at times like these that I rejoice in evading the licence fee. I laugh in the face of their so-called "detector" "vans"!