Saturday, 9 July 2005

Quote of the day

by Ted Hoffman

From the toffeewomble . . .

A friend of mine visits a strip pub, once a week, down by the Gray's Inn Road. Despite the bombs, he went along this afternoon, as usual, and was the only guy with four strippers. But, he told me, he had to go - 'otherwise the terrorists would have won'.

Tuesday, 5 July 2005

Give us your f**king biscuits now

by Ted Hoffman

Live Aid was a well meaning attempt to truck much needed supplies of biscuits to those unlucky enough to be living under the rubbish socialist dictatorship of Ethiopia during a famine.

A change of tack and 20 years gave us Live 8, a well meaning attempt to get rich countries governments to cut African debt and implement a series of often contradictory demands about trade laws.

Coldplay's chief economist Chris Martin told the Hyde Park crowd that 'People who are cynical are stupid'. I wish the project well, but I am a cynic and think it is highly likely that despite Pink Floyd's best efforts 20 years from now Africa will still be crap, quite possibly even more crap than it is now. Though I hope not.

Monday, 4 July 2005

Another Place

by Ted Hoffman

This latest public work from Anthony Gormley looks very impressive to my eyes. There are a hundred of these statues scattered across a beach in Merseyside. It seems a pity that they are all due to be moved to New York next year.

They certainly stand in stark contrast to this turd of a sculpture from Tracy Emin, she must be a bit embarrassed.